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How The Government of Kenya is Spying on Your Phone: An Urgent Exposé of State Surveillance

During the recent Gen Z-led protests that shook William Ruto personally and his administration to its very core, many Kenyans found themselves asking a chilling question: How did the police track them down so easily, even in the supposed safety of their homes? Scores of activists and protesters were abducted, many never to be seen again. Suspicion quickly fell on Safaricom and Kenya Power, accused of handing over personal information to a rogue state. But the truth may be even more disturbing—and far simpler than most would imagine... In a revelation that will shock every Kenyan, your private communications—phone calls, texts, and even your physical location—is being monitored without your knowledge. The Kenyan government has been accused of engaging in widespread surveillance of its citizens, using sophisticated tools provided by Israeli cyber-espionage firm Circles. This disturbing information was uncovered in a damning report by Citizen Lab, a digital rights watchdog based at the Un

Dennis Itumbi's Never-Ending Quest for Love: A Comedy of Errors

In a world where social media feeds fuel rumours faster than wildfire, one man's quest for love has become the stuff of legend.

Dennis Itumbi, the Ruto government's digital strategist, seems to be on a never-ending mission to win the heart of media personality Jacque Maribe. But as the saying goes, the heart wants what it wants, and in this case, it's definitely not Itumbi.

It all started innocently enough, with Itumbi and Maribe sharing a friendship that spanned two decades. But somewhere along the line, Itumbi must have mistaken friendly banter for romantic interest, because his attempts to woo Maribe have become increasingly desperate and, frankly, hilarious.

From awkward Instagram posts to cringe-worthy declarations of affection, Itumbi's antics have left many scratching their heads in amusement.

Remember when Maribe jokingly introduced Itumbi as her father's son-in-law? Talk about wishful thinking! It's like watching a sitcom where the oblivious protagonist just can't take a hint.

But perhaps the pièce de résistance of Itumbi's comedic saga is his unwavering support for Maribe during her legal troubles. Standing by her side through thick and thin, Itumbi seemed determined to prove his undying loyalty.

Unfortunately for him, Maribe's recent acquittal in the Monica Kimani murder case should have been the final nail in the coffin of his romantic aspirations.












Yet, like a persistent salesman peddling his wares, Itumbi refuses to accept defeat. Maribe's latest attempt to rebuff his unrequited affections involves enlisting the help of their mutual friends to find him a wife. Talk about irony! It's like she is desperate to direct his attention elsewhere once and for all. In any case, her hands are now full, what with the trauma of the Jowie affair (pun not intended) and the brand new government appointment that Itumbi no doubt flexed his influence to acquire for her.

In a world where reality TV meets real-life drama, Dennis Itumbi's quest for love stands as a cautionary tale of what happens when infatuation blinds common sense. But hey, at least we get a good laugh out of it, right?

So here's to Dennis Itumbi, the Don Quixote of modern romance, forever tilting at windmills in pursuit of a love that was never meant to be, as he turns 39 today. May his antics continue to entertain us for years to come, because let's face it, we could all use a good laugh in these trying times. Rejection, after all, should be a means of improvement and not a way to feel dejected.



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