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Shakespeare’s Secret Masterpiece: Did the Bard Pen the King James Bible as His Greatest Prank?

Imagine a world where the greatest literary mind of all time didn’t just write Hamlet or Romeo and Juliet—but secretly crafted the King James Bible, slipping in a cheeky wink to posterity. It's a notion so audacious it feels ripped from a Shakespearean comedy: the Bard, quill in hand, pulling the wool over the eyes of kings, clergy, and history itself. But is there a shred of truth to the tantalising claim that Shakespeare’s finest work—and most devilish jest—was the Holy Book that shaped the English-speaking world? Let’s dive into this literary whodunit with a pint of scepticism and a dash of Elizabethan flair. The King James Bible, unveiled in 1611, stands as a monument of language and faith. Commissioned by King James I, it was the brainchild of a crack team of 47 scholars—learned blokes steeped in Hebrew, Greek, and Latin, tasked with forging a definitive English translation. Meanwhile, across the cobbled streets of London, William Shakespeare, born in 1564, was the toast of th...
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BREAKING NEWS: Fireworks as David Ndii Gets a Reality Check on X, Formerly Known as Twitter

David Ndii, the self-styled mover and shaker of African economies (remember, Paul Kagame fired him?) who is currently under "sieke" for egregiously and shamelessly eating our taxes—not unlike his boss—has also picked up a very disturbing habit from his latest employer. Can you guess what it is?

Looks like a big week of capitulations for Big David. He was previously quoted in the press saying this. But now he's had a change of heart, or perhaps his spirit has finally been broken, because he is well down the Rabbit Hole, even sharing in the plunder of Kenya by the Ruto regime. Shame on you, Heavy Ndii!

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