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Shakespeare’s Secret Masterpiece: Did the Bard Pen the King James Bible as His Greatest Prank?

Imagine a world where the greatest literary mind of all time didn’t just write Hamlet or Romeo and Juliet—but secretly crafted the King James Bible, slipping in a cheeky wink to posterity. It's a notion so audacious it feels ripped from a Shakespearean comedy: the Bard, quill in hand, pulling the wool over the eyes of kings, clergy, and history itself. But is there a shred of truth to the tantalising claim that Shakespeare’s finest work—and most devilish jest—was the Holy Book that shaped the English-speaking world? Let’s dive into this literary whodunit with a pint of scepticism and a dash of Elizabethan flair. The King James Bible, unveiled in 1611, stands as a monument of language and faith. Commissioned by King James I, it was the brainchild of a crack team of 47 scholars—learned blokes steeped in Hebrew, Greek, and Latin, tasked with forging a definitive English translation. Meanwhile, across the cobbled streets of London, William Shakespeare, born in 1564, was the toast of th...

Ruto's Wild Goose Chase: The Hollywood Odyssey That Isn't Hollywood-ing


In a whirlwind of comedy and confusion, Kenya's President William Ruto embarked on what was supposed to be a triumphant tour of America, aiming to boost Kenya's standing in Hollywood and sell it as a prime filming destination. However, what is ensuing is a series of misadventures that has left Kenyans scratching their heads and chuckling at the absurdity of it all.

Ruto's grand plans began with a promise of rubbing shoulders with Hollywood elite at Tyler Perry Studios. Yet, much to everyone's surprise, Perry himself was nowhere to be found. Instead, the Rutos (wife, children, kila kitu...presumably the family dog too) were greeted by none other than the affable TV host Steve Harvey, who, in a bizarre twist, announced Perry's absence, citing a mysterious journey "out of town."

This unexpected encounter with Harvey, coupled with Ruto's previous gaffe of claiming a partnership with the Grammy Awards (which, for the record, have no ties to Hollywood), set the stage for a comedy of errors that would rival any film starring Medea. January, as the saying goes, came and went silently like a ship in the night.

Adding insult to injury, Harvey casually mentioned his upcoming vacation plans to visit Kenya in September, conveniently sandwiched between shooting episodes of Family Feud in South Africa. Kenyans can't help but wonder: Did Ruto's highly publicised tour of America inadvertently become a promotional campaign for Harvey's holiday itinerary?

Meanwhile, Ruto's ambitious promises of Hollywood relocating en masse to Nairobi seem more like wishful thinking than a concrete plan as his grand scheme peters out. (Perhaps its time to slot in, slideways if I must, that hope is not a plan.) Despite his assurances, the Innovation Studios of Hollywood remain elusive, opting instead to set up shop in South Africa, much to the chagrin of Kenyans who had been eagerly awaiting the influnx of Tinseltown talent.

As the dust settles on Ruto's Hollywood odyssey, Kenyans are left with more questions than answers. Was this a case of misplaced priorities, or simply a comedy of errors? Regardless, one thing remains clear: Ruto's foray into Hollywood has been more farcical than fabulous, and people are wondering if the real entertainment is happening on screen or right before their eyes.

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