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Shakespeare’s Secret Masterpiece: Did the Bard Pen the King James Bible as His Greatest Prank?

Imagine a world where the greatest literary mind of all time didn’t just write Hamlet or Romeo and Juliet—but secretly crafted the King James Bible, slipping in a cheeky wink to posterity. It's a notion so audacious it feels ripped from a Shakespearean comedy: the Bard, quill in hand, pulling the wool over the eyes of kings, clergy, and history itself. But is there a shred of truth to the tantalising claim that Shakespeare’s finest work—and most devilish jest—was the Holy Book that shaped the English-speaking world? Let’s dive into this literary whodunit with a pint of scepticism and a dash of Elizabethan flair. The King James Bible, unveiled in 1611, stands as a monument of language and faith. Commissioned by King James I, it was the brainchild of a crack team of 47 scholars—learned blokes steeped in Hebrew, Greek, and Latin, tasked with forging a definitive English translation. Meanwhile, across the cobbled streets of London, William Shakespeare, born in 1564, was the toast of th...
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Breaking News: Rigathi Gachagua Bows Down (To A Nigga That's Greater Than Him)


After fasting in Mount Kenya Forest for 10 consecutive days, locked inside a Probox with no network, a besieged and discombobulated Rigathi Gachagua now emerges from the woodwork to beg Uhuru Kenyatta to forgive him, from the bottom of his heart, for all the vile things he did and said during the 2022 campaigns, and especially for stealing his sheep after Gachagua arrogantly stepped into the oversized Deputy Presidential shoes.

Even so, Lord Jesus come 🙏🏿
Meanwhile, his UDA supporters are frothing at the mouth...

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