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How The Government of Kenya is Spying on Your Phone: An Urgent Exposé of State Surveillance

During the recent Gen Z-led protests that shook William Ruto personally and his administration to its very core, many Kenyans found themselves asking a chilling question: How did the police track them down so easily, even in the supposed safety of their homes? Scores of activists and protesters were abducted, many never to be seen again. Suspicion quickly fell on Safaricom and Kenya Power, accused of handing over personal information to a rogue state. But the truth may be even more disturbing—and far simpler than most would imagine... In a revelation that will shock every Kenyan, your private communications—phone calls, texts, and even your physical location—is being monitored without your knowledge. The Kenyan government has been accused of engaging in widespread surveillance of its citizens, using sophisticated tools provided by Israeli cyber-espionage firm Circles. This disturbing information was uncovered in a damning report by Citizen Lab, a digital rights watchdog based at the Un

Breaking News: Rigathi Gachagua Bows Down (To A Nigga That's Greater Than Him)


After fasting in Mount Kenya Forest for 10 consecutive days, locked inside a Probox with no network, a besieged and discombobulated Rigathi Gachagua now emerges from the woodwork to beg Uhuru Kenyatta to forgive him, from the bottom of his heart, for all the vile things he did and said during the 2022 campaigns, and especially for stealing his sheep after Gachagua arrogantly stepped into the oversized Deputy Presidential shoes.

Even so, Lord Jesus come 🙏🏿
Meanwhile, his UDA supporters are frothing at the mouth...

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