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How The Government of Kenya is Spying on Your Phone: An Urgent Exposé of State Surveillance

During the recent Gen Z-led protests that shook William Ruto personally and his administration to its very core, many Kenyans found themselves asking a chilling question: How did the police track them down so easily, even in the supposed safety of their homes? Scores of activists and protesters were abducted, many never to be seen again. Suspicion quickly fell on Safaricom and Kenya Power, accused of handing over personal information to a rogue state. But the truth may be even more disturbing—and far simpler than most would imagine... In a revelation that will shock every Kenyan, your private communications—phone calls, texts, and even your physical location—is being monitored without your knowledge. The Kenyan government has been accused of engaging in widespread surveillance of its citizens, using sophisticated tools provided by Israeli cyber-espionage firm Circles. This disturbing information was uncovered in a damning report by Citizen Lab, a digital rights watchdog based at the Un
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Ruto's Wage Bill Woes: A Political Farce in Three Acts

William Ruto poses with his newly sworn in CASs. It's all smiles and pageantry until the wage bill comes knocking.

In the grand theatre of Kenyan politics, William Ruto takes centre stage with a performance that rivals Shakespearean comedy – full of twists, turns, and, of course, plenty of absurdity.

The latest act? A baffling display of duplicity disguised as governance, as Ruto grapples with the nation's wage bill like a novice magician attempting to make an elephant disappear. Into a hat.

Picture this: as intern doctors are handed a pay cut that would make Scrooge himself blush – from a meagre Sh200,000 to a paltry Sh70,000 – Ruto, the ringmaster of this circus, unveils his pièce de résistance. Chief Administrative Secretaries (CASs), with their newfound titles, are promised a golden carriage in the form of an Sh8 million car loan and a mortgage fit for royalty, all while the interns are left scraping pennies from the bottom of the wage barrel.

But wait, there's more! Ruto, in a display of verbal acrobatics that would make a contortionist jealous, urges the doctors to tighten their belts while simultaneously loosening the purse strings for his political cronies. It's a masterclass in hypocrisy, delivered with a straight face that would make even the most seasoned poker player blush.

As the spotlight shines on Ruto, the audience can't help but wonder: will he walk the talk on managing the ballooning wage bill, or will he continue to juggle double standards like a clown at a children's birthday party? With the proposed law on CASs awaiting his signature, Ruto finds himself in a tight spot – a spot so tight, it makes a corset feel like sweatpants.

But fear not, dear reader, for Ruto is not alone in this farce.

The Justice and Legal Affairs committee of the National Assembly, in a move worthy of a comedy sketch, initially caps the number of CAS positions, only to backtrack faster than a politician caught in a scandal. It's a slapstick routine that would leave Laurel and Hardy green with envy.

In the end, as Ruto contemplates his next move – to sign or not to sign, that is the question – one thing is clear: the show must go on. And with Ruto at the helm, it promises to be a comedy of errors for the ages, leaving the audience in stitches and the nation scratching its head in disbelief.

So grab your popcorn, dear reader, and settle in for the greatest show on earth – because when it comes to governance, nobody does it quite like William Ruto.

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