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Shakespeare’s Secret Masterpiece: Did the Bard Pen the King James Bible as His Greatest Prank?

Imagine a world where the greatest literary mind of all time didn’t just write Hamlet or Romeo and Juliet—but secretly crafted the King James Bible, slipping in a cheeky wink to posterity. It's a notion so audacious it feels ripped from a Shakespearean comedy: the Bard, quill in hand, pulling the wool over the eyes of kings, clergy, and history itself. But is there a shred of truth to the tantalising claim that Shakespeare’s finest work—and most devilish jest—was the Holy Book that shaped the English-speaking world? Let’s dive into this literary whodunit with a pint of scepticism and a dash of Elizabethan flair. The King James Bible, unveiled in 1611, stands as a monument of language and faith. Commissioned by King James I, it was the brainchild of a crack team of 47 scholars—learned blokes steeped in Hebrew, Greek, and Latin, tasked with forging a definitive English translation. Meanwhile, across the cobbled streets of London, William Shakespeare, born in 1564, was the toast of th...
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#GameOfThrones, Kenyan style


BREAKING: Kenya Army Commander Lt Gen David Kimaiyo Tarus is the new Chief of Defence Forces, via Wikipedia, and edited just 3 hours ago.



But KDF forgot to update their website accordingly, which is how we know there's definitely a conspiracy now, what with the cryptic demise of General Francis Omondi Ogolla not long after Defence CS Aden Duale threatened that Ruto would "deal" with him. Generals just don't die in helicopter crashes, and certainly not during peace time.


Because how on God's green Earth VCDF Lt Gen Charles Kahariri was bypassed remains as mysterious as General Francis Ogolla's death.

The game is afoot, Watson!

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