#GameOfThrones, Kenyan style

BREAKING: Kenya Army Commander Lt Gen David Kimaiyo Tarus is the new Chief of Defence Forces, via Wikipedia, and edited just 3 hours ago.

But KDF forgot to update their website accordingly, which is how we know there's definitely a conspiracy now, what with the cryptic demise of General Francis Omondi Ogolla not long after Defence CS Aden Duale threatened that Ruto would "deal" with him. Generals just don't die in helicopter crashes, and certainly not during peace time.

Because how on God's green Earth VCDF Lt Gen Charles Kahariri was bypassed remains as mysterious as General Francis Ogolla's death.

The game is afoot, Watson!