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Shakespeare’s Secret Masterpiece: Did the Bard Pen the King James Bible as His Greatest Prank?

Imagine a world where the greatest literary mind of all time didn’t just write Hamlet or Romeo and Juliet—but secretly crafted the King James Bible, slipping in a cheeky wink to posterity. It's a notion so audacious it feels ripped from a Shakespearean comedy: the Bard, quill in hand, pulling the wool over the eyes of kings, clergy, and history itself. But is there a shred of truth to the tantalising claim that Shakespeare’s finest work—and most devilish jest—was the Holy Book that shaped the English-speaking world? Let’s dive into this literary whodunit with a pint of scepticism and a dash of Elizabethan flair. The King James Bible, unveiled in 1611, stands as a monument of language and faith. Commissioned by King James I, it was the brainchild of a crack team of 47 scholars—learned blokes steeped in Hebrew, Greek, and Latin, tasked with forging a definitive English translation. Meanwhile, across the cobbled streets of London, William Shakespeare, born in 1564, was the toast of th...
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Kenyan TikToker Threatens to Spill UDA MPs' Gay Secrets If They Pass Finance Bill 2024. Should He Drop the List? Watch...



#RejectFinanceBill2024, like the gift that keeps on giving, is every day evolving right before our eyes, and in real time too! 

From exposing the contacts of jUDAs MPigs, to a #WakifinyaTunafinya rally to boycott their businesses, to a call for a #TotalRecall campaign for MPigs who'll vote for the bull, to #OccupyParliament, to even stalking them to church, this bill from Satan is an endless treasure trove of generosity.

And now, in a twist of legislative drama that could only happen in Ruto Country, a Kenyan TikToker has vowed to expose the male MPs who sleep with his male friends should they thubutu to pass the Finance Bill 2024.
What do you think? Should the list go public? Let's hear it.


Meanwhile, I'm reliability informed that this one👆🏿 holds the definitive scandalous list of jUDAs MPs in his black book of rainbow rendezvouses because they are flocking to him like flies to...well, you know. (Excuse the pun 🤷🏿‍♂️) Unfortunately, he might just be going down with his jUDas clientele. After all, the road to hell, they say, is paved with good intentions.

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