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Shakespeare’s Secret Masterpiece: Did the Bard Pen the King James Bible as His Greatest Prank?

Imagine a world where the greatest literary mind of all time didn’t just write Hamlet or Romeo and Juliet—but secretly crafted the King James Bible, slipping in a cheeky wink to posterity. It's a notion so audacious it feels ripped from a Shakespearean comedy: the Bard, quill in hand, pulling the wool over the eyes of kings, clergy, and history itself. But is there a shred of truth to the tantalising claim that Shakespeare’s finest work—and most devilish jest—was the Holy Book that shaped the English-speaking world? Let’s dive into this literary whodunit with a pint of scepticism and a dash of Elizabethan flair. The King James Bible, unveiled in 1611, stands as a monument of language and faith. Commissioned by King James I, it was the brainchild of a crack team of 47 scholars—learned blokes steeped in Hebrew, Greek, and Latin, tasked with forging a definitive English translation. Meanwhile, across the cobbled streets of London, William Shakespeare, born in 1564, was the toast of th...
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Siku Ya Nyani Kufa, Miti Yote Huteleza: The Political Destruction Of Rigathi Gachagua Is Now Complete



The Political dismemberment of Rigathi Gachagua is a closed chapter. We'll tackle this is 3 steps:

1. "Lari MP Joseph Kahangara's subtle response to DP Rigathi Gachagua! Kahangara says nobody helped President William Ruto secure votes in the Mt. Kenya region! In short, Kahangara is telling Riggy G, with or without you, the mountain would've voted for William Ruto; stop chest-thumbing yourself." - UDA diehard.
2. "UDA to field female presidential running mate in future." - William Ruto
3. "President Ruto has given DP Gachagua notice that his running mate in 2027 will be a woman." - Dan Maanzo

It's beginning to sink in for Deputy President Rigathi Gachagua, isn't it? The writing's on the wall: ₥Ɇ₦Ɇ, ₥Ɇ₦Ɇ, ₮Ɇ₭ɆⱠ, Ʉ₱₳Ɽ₴ł₦.

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