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Shakespeare’s Secret Masterpiece: Did the Bard Pen the King James Bible as His Greatest Prank?

Imagine a world where the greatest literary mind of all time didn’t just write Hamlet or Romeo and Juliet—but secretly crafted the King James Bible, slipping in a cheeky wink to posterity. It's a notion so audacious it feels ripped from a Shakespearean comedy: the Bard, quill in hand, pulling the wool over the eyes of kings, clergy, and history itself. But is there a shred of truth to the tantalising claim that Shakespeare’s finest work—and most devilish jest—was the Holy Book that shaped the English-speaking world? Let’s dive into this literary whodunit with a pint of scepticism and a dash of Elizabethan flair. The King James Bible, unveiled in 1611, stands as a monument of language and faith. Commissioned by King James I, it was the brainchild of a crack team of 47 scholars—learned blokes steeped in Hebrew, Greek, and Latin, tasked with forging a definitive English translation. Meanwhile, across the cobbled streets of London, William Shakespeare, born in 1564, was the toast of th...
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BREAKING: Finding Faith in the Fight - The Revolution Heats Up!


Nairobi Senator Edwin Sifuna has turned the heat up a notch in the ongoing campaign against the Finance Bill 2024.

With a touch of irony and a whole lot of determination, Sifuna announced, "We've already established where Presidential Economic Advisor David Ndii attends church [Our Lady of the Rosary Catholic Church, Rosslyn], and we shall be going there to share with him the word of the Lord tomorrow."

Class, take note: the pressure is not just increasing, it's skyrocketing!

In a twist that’s almost biblical, the movement to expose and pressure the bill’s supporters is working like a charm.

Proponents of this “Bill from Satan” are feeling the heat not just on their phones, but now in their pews. The campaign to reveal their contact details has driven them to extreme lengths, with some reportedly changing numbers faster than a chameleon changes colours.

So, David Ndii, brace yourself for an unexpected Sunday sermon. It looks like the faithful are coming to your congregation with more than just hymns in mind.
As we watch this drama unfold, it’s clear the people’s resolve is unshakable. With humour, wit, and relentless persistence, Kenyans are proving that when the people lead, even the powerful must find new places to pray.
So, is the pressure increasing or decreasing? Let’s just say, for Ndii and his cohorts, Sunday service will never be the same.

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